Florida Man Denied Sex at Strip Club… So He Called 911

Because of course he did.

A Florida man learned the hard way that strip clubs sell fantasies, not extras. After allegedly offering a dancer money for some “after-hours fun” at a club in Clearwater, the man was swiftly turned down. And instead of taking the L like a grown adult, he did what any Florida Man meme character might do. He called 911 to complain.

Yes, seriously.

According to the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office, the man told dispatchers he wanted officers to come down because the club was “ripping him off.” The crime? Refusing to accept his generous offer for… services not on the menu.

Deputies, to no one’s surprise, did show up, but not for the reason he hoped. He was arrested on charges of misusing the emergency line. Turns out, dialing 911 because you can’t close the deal at a gentlemen’s club is, in fact, illegal.

Sultan Alnofaie, 21, was arrested Sunday on a misdemeanor charge of making a false 911 call.

Moral of the story? Read the room. And maybe don’t weaponize 911 over blue balls.